For all the good (and not so good) boys and girls out there, Santa will be appearing reguarly throughout December at Pengethley Garden Centre, every Saturday & Sunday 11AM through 3PM. The price is a very reasonable £5 per child with each child receiving a gift.
In other news, the rumour that Santa is escaping to Herefordshire to get away from Mrs Claus and the boistrous elves has been refuted by Santa’s spoke-elf ‘Leo Elf’, who said;
“Santa loves Ross so much that he always makes time to see those children who are on the nice list”.
Released statistics from the North Pole show this is currently a whopping 99.99% of our local children. The name of the .01% child is unknown at present so there is still enough time for them to make it onto the list by being extra nice to their mums and dads.
Merry Christmas Everyone.